A LITTLE SNAIL
A guy hears a knock on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field.
Ten years later, he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat.
The snail says, ‘What the heck was that all about?’
KICK BOXING
Feeling quite angry, just lost to my computer at Chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Ha ha the snail one is hilarious
ReplyDeletei like the snail one
ReplyDeletei love the snail one
Deletepost comments bellow if you want more funny jokes.
ReplyDeletethis one is not that funny but someone told me this
Deletewhy was Cinderella bad at football
i dont know
beacause her couch was a pumpkin and she ran away from the ball all the time !
sorry i put couch instead of coach he he
Deleteha ha ha thats funny hannah.
ReplyDeleteHannah did you hear that from Halle?
ReplyDelete:)