100 word challenge week 10

Children Don't Play Near Ponds With Your Rabbits! You don't want to end up like this.........

          Last week a person who's name is claimed to be Kevin  was out walking his rabbit (bob) and bob fell into the pond. Kevin jumped in after bob but did not make it out. The person who saw this was Allie'n and she said "The rabbit got out safely but was a very strange colour and Kevin got taken by what looked like a starfish and the only thing left of him was his trousers and wellingtons." 
        The rabbit is going to court on the charge of arranged man stealing and will be charged over a thousand pound if guilty.